I've never seen the ~~Eurotrash~~Eurovision Song Awards before. So this is where they get all that bad dinner music for German pizzerias!
Right now I'm listening to the Maltese entrance, jabbering on about the 'magical mathematical, he's the seventh wonder of the world!'
I can't wait... Romania is next. I'm moist!
Isn't the British Commentator that the Australian Broadcast is getting annoying as hell?
"Moist" is a wonderful word. And it stays wonderful because the masses don't think to use it, and the rest of us don't over-use it. I whole-heartedly endorse your using it in this context.